In an orchard draped with late summer sunshine, there lie shadows from branches unseen as we pick the ripe fruit.
If ever releasing a squirrel (and trust me, if you live in the country you will need to do this at some point), make sure you do not do this in the middle of a field.
Apparently, they go for the higher ground. And that means you and your head. face, hair, eyeballs. And despite your best intentions for all concerned, they will be even more annoyed than they were before.
You have been advised…